A Fable for a Generation

“Did you see that? We just passed a topless woman!”

After A picked her jaw from the floor she confirmed she had indeed seen a rather well-endowed topless woman standing at the side of the road holding the boot of her car open.

“Did you see that L?”

Twenty-seven year old L was in the back of the car, head down concentrating.

“What? What did you say?” L replied, distractedly, before adding happily. “I’ve just caught a squirtle.”